Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This is the high leading the old right now
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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