Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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