'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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