Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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