did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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