whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Randomize
