Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
should my penis look like a turkey
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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