so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
