when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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