I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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