Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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