operation have a gay friend backfired
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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