where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We have started to decorate penises.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
