summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my shit smells like andre
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
