My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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