worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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