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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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