I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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