party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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