I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
