Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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