There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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