I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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