Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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