and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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