Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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