No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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