Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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