try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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