hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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