I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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