But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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