If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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