If i come over, it means nothing
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i barfeds in our rink
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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