The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he shaved USA in his pubs
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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