He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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