Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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