I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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