I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
