Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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