All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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