I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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