At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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