im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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