just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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