You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She bit a glass in half.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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