An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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