Do vagina's smell?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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