Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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