Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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