I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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