I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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