i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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