you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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