we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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