Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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